zerojanitor:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: MY VIDEO GAME HANDLE
DMV: WHAT THE FUCK

Verdict: DENIED

indexproxies:

this picture goes hard as hell

whitepeopletwitter:

avakkins:

“There’s a sharp curve coming up hole on to the water” | 帕斯卡丁格

ferdyslab-illust:

Headpat Cirno

avakkins:

🌸「ほらすいちゃん アンタ ツインテールも似合うんだからぁー」 
☄「やんない」 
| かんのー(神納)

radiofreederry:

This divorce is so strange

cursedpinterest:

ghosttrickskeleton:

multitrackdrifting:

multitrackdrifting:

gotta be the best account on twitter

This one is definitely my favorite out of the rest by far

pitbolshevik:

pizzamafiaart:

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

CATHOLICS:

• Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health
• Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time
• Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.
• Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter “Catholic Beast Mode” incurring heavy court settlement fees.

PROTESTANTS:

• New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster
• Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.
• All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles
• Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses
• Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.

DLC FIGHTER: EASTERN ORTHODOX

• Reliquaries: Sufficiently powerful units will buff all surrounding units if defeated.
• Theosis: Sufficiently upgraded units increase the power of god on death
• Patriarchal Tradition: Orthodox units may fuck
• Communal Confession: Orthodox units have 50% higher resistance to sin damage.

DLC FIGHTER: MORMONISM

• Esoteric Tradition: New units are are more difficult to train, but cheaper to upgrade once produced.
• Revelation: Church Elder units can temporarily ignore “Extreme Racism” debuffs without investing in structural change.
• Polygamy: Multiple Mormon units can be trained at the same time.
• Hat Trick: Mormons have unique access to submarine units. (Just Google this one.)

twocubes:

girlboss beats gatekeep (break th glass ceiling)

gaslight beats girlboss (waste her time)

gatekeep beats gaslight (just block them)

Being back on here is reminding me that the best use case for this website is softcore porn

lumpytouch:

I made a fake mobile game ad!

sirartwork:

I redrew the Autism Creature

(Yes he is, in fact, still paying attention to what you’re saying)